Bribery

Most of the following things will not make sense in relation to one another. I will make this okay by numbering them.

1. I'm being bribed now by two people instead of one to write in here. This means that I will do double the writing.
2. The previous sentence is probably not going to turn out to be true. I will start updating regularly in order to get Andes mints and ice cream, but after that wears off, I will pull a John Wilson and make everyone sad by not posting.
3. I am finally, finally, finally going to pick up my new glasses tonight. This marks the third night in a row that I've had plans to pick them up. Third time's a charm. I love new glasses. The world seems so much brighter, plus it's a challenge because the frame is different.
4. Today Tim and I meant to go to Coco Loco. We didn't and instead feasted on York Peppermint Patties and Andes mints. These are two of my most favorite treats. Unfortunately, the aforementioned eaten candy was meant to be the beginning of our secret candy stash. We'll start fresh tomorrow.

I hope this deserves a mint.